Considerations

I have a no review policy as of 2025. Please be discreet about our time together and delete location information from your phone and text messages. Please arrive and leave quickly and discreetly.

Please introduce yourself properly and include as much screening information as you can in your initial message. This helps me screen you quickly and easily. If you have questions, please include all of them in one message for a more efficient booking process.

Screening is mandatory. References, or well-used social media, or a work email are required. All screening information is kept confidential, offshore and encrypted. When using references, ensure they have your current contact info & have given permission to use them as a reference. Do not contact me if you are unwilling to be screened.

Deposit totaling $100 per hour required to reserve your appointment. Deposits are non-refundable if you cancel your appointment, flake, or no-call no-show.

If you have a beard or mustache, please make sure that it is soft and well cared for. Otherwise, please be clean shaven. Stubble, scratchy facial hair or 5 o'clock shadow will limit the fun we can have together.
If you cannot be freshly showered, I will have a shower available.

Deposits can be sent using Venmo or CashApp.
Amazon gift card may be an option for deposits and must be arranged in advance. A separate, discreet email is available for gift cards.
Cash is preferred for the main balance; Visa/MC or electronic payment methods must be arranged in advance, are subject to additional screening and a 5% fee.

If you have to cancel for any reason, a cancellation fee of 50% is due at the time of cancellation. I am not able to reschedule appointments without a cancellation fee.